Hello, future self!

Spread eagle and unconscious on the sidewalk… and on a Monday night!

Despite my chronic abuse of alcohol I’ve never passed out drunk here in public. Ok well there was that one time in 2005 when I fell asleep in a cab and woke up in a parking lot, but I still have yet to drop dead on a street corner with my legs straddling a light pole like this drunk fucker below! My day will come, I’m sure, and when it does someone had better be there with a camera to document the occasion.

posted by Michael in Whatever on 5/31/2010 | No Comments